frumpy-space-princess:

whoever thinks phobias are cute or quirky is a vast ocean of wrong my phobia has had me crying on the floor at midnight last time I checked that was not fucking cute

yup, my phobia destroys every party i attend so…

australiansanta:

*whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl

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if we’d get Chris Colfer a surf board, will we see him shirtless surfing on the beach?

i’m going to vote, just in case

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

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plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

an open letter to yahoo

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

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renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

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gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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Reblog if you don’t have tickets to Darren’s tour because you’re broke or you live in Narnia.

mrdarrencolfer:

I just want to see how many of my followers are in the same depressing pit of darkness as I am.

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